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SalsacrificeIt’s like Joe Versus The Volcano except a jalapeno and an onion are playing the parts originally portrayed by Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. This colorful tee designed exclusively for Threadless by Wenceslao Almazan illustrates a fantastical scene of veggie vengeance. While the tone is slightly too horrifying to ruminate on in any depth, the “Salsacrifice” will surely elicit a chuckle or two from sharp sited passerbys. It would seem that the creation of salsa truly is a life and death situation…

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Cupcakes Are Cool TeeYou know you love them. Red Velvet, Mojito, or basic Chocolate — cupcake is practically your middle name. Come to think of it “Cupcake” is a much nicer nickname than “Pork Chop,” which is how my uncle affectionately used to refer to me growing up, but I digress.

The super stylish and slim-fitting Cupcakes Are Cool Tee is made from 100 percent cotton jersey and the Yummery reader who submitted the product had a fabulous customer service experience with the Etsy seller. They were extremely timely in responding to her inquiry, and even assisted her in detail regarding how to calculate the size she should order for her daughter. This darling item has a limited availability so get in line now cupcake aficionados before you lose out on this tasty opportunity.

[Product submitted by Dani].

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Wishbone TeeDon’t even tell me that you didn’t beg for the wishbone each and every time your mom or dad roasted a whole chicken or turkey for dinner? I was always the super impatient child who wanted to get her wish immediately and hated the fact that I had to wait for the wishbone to dry out before I could potentially win my heart’s desire. Usually this wish involved a date with a member of New Kids on the Block or a kiss from Luke Perry. What did you wish for?

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Eat Crackers Not Animals TeeI figure this shirt covers two bases. If you’re a vegetarian then you’ll proudly and with just the right amount of quirk announce to the world your belief that animals are here to be cuddled with and not cooked. Or perhaps, if you’re a little more like me, you just want everyone at the supermarket to know that you still get down with Animal Crackers and you aren’t afraid to brag. Whatever your call of duty happens to be rest assured that you’ll be able to express it while collecting a few smiles from strangers.

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Revenge Of The SushiI knew my love of Volcano Rolls would finally catch up to me one day. But what a way to go, right? So break out the chopsticks and order an extra large side of spicy mayo because we’re going out in style; especially if you’re sporting this quirky Revenge of the Sushi t-shirt from the always creative Threadless catalog. On second thought…you might just want to put down the edamame and run for your life! That spicy tuna roll looks like it means business.

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